3/31/2005 09:04:00 PM|W|P|Starflier|W|P|Ok, At Monday night youth group we do this improv thing where we're given a scenario and have to act it out. It's really cool and I've wanted to write some skits to use for it. Nathan suggested we collaborate, and I said sure without getting his email or anything *coughideot*. So anyway, this is my dellema. I figure I'll post my Idead here, so if nothing else I can print 'em out at the office on Monday. The Stick-Up In this skit, Brock, a gunman is trying to hold up a corner store. He must try to get the message “Hands Up!” across to Methusela, the aged, half-deaf clerk, a group of foregn tourists who don’t speak english, and Crazy Eddie, who thinks he’s a superhero, a US President, and an action movie star at different points through the skit. Brock’s Gun is unloaded, and he must eventually use elaborate song and dance, cherrades, ect. to communicate with the other characters. Finaly the Police burst in, and Brock goes willingly with them in a crazed state. The Opera Singer In this skit, an opera singer is practicing for opening night. He/she is horrible and the other tennants in his appartment building come up with progressively more elaborate and leathal methods of getting him to stop. The singer however is completely invincible while he/she is singing, and doesn’t even flinch. As the other tennants finally admit defeat and collapse on the floor, exhausted. The singer finishes his/her piece and walks off the set.|W|P|111233597052696361|W|P||W|P|starflier@gmail.com4/01/2005 12:18:00 PM|W|P| Scott|W|P|n8_williams@hotmail.com4/04/2005 05:47:00 PM|W|P| Connie|W|P|see superson, I told you you had readership, there's comments all over this page3/18/2005 09:02:00 PM|W|P|Starflier|W|P|Mood: Weedeader Song: Theme music from “The Incredibles” Gee, it seems like only yesterday that I posted last… Okay, okay, I made up this cool joke: Q. What goes “Goodbye! Hi I’m Back! Goodbye! Hi I’m Back!” A. Cher leaving a party. So I hear tell that I have some readership, this was news to me. Anyway Hi out there! Now I think this’ll have to be a joke post, considering my current mood. Let’s see… Three men walk into a bar… Ouch! A Priest a Rabbi and a Minister, a Goat a Chicken and a Giraffe, three Computer Technicians, an American an Englishman and a Canadian walk into a bar. The Barkeeper looks up and says “What is this, some kind of joke?” On the first passenger flight to Mars, everything was going smoothly. Right before launch the passengers herd this message over the speaker system: “Welcome aboard the Red Planet Express. We hope you enjoy your flight. This is the safest spacecraft ever built. It is entirely crewed by computers, eliminating the possibility of human error, human error, human error…” There was a man who never made the right choices. If he chose the day on which to have a picnic, it would rain. If he bet on a horse it would inevitably lose. And no matter which route he took home from work, that would be the one with the most traffic. It came to pass that this man had to fly across the country. He was terrified, until he found out that there was only one flight to his destination. Relief washed over him as he entered the plane. For once in his life he was safe from his own bad choices. Imagine his horror then, to look out the window halfway through the flight and saw that the engine had burst into flames. Being a devout Catholic, he called upon his favorite saint, Saint Francis. “Oh Saint Francis!” the man said, “all my life I have made the worst possible choices. Now I was given no choice, and yet still I am being punished. Please save me Saint Francis!” As the plane went down, a giant hand reached out from the clouds and picked up the man. A booming voice said, “I will rescue you if you indeed have called out to me.” “Oh, yes” said the man, “I have called out to you Saint Francis!” “Ah,” said the voice, “Saint Francis Xavier or Saint Francis of Assisi?” That’s all folks!|W|P|111121220249916318|W|P||W|P|starflier@gmail.com